Everyone stay calm, I'm a licensed professional. So drop your pants.

23rd April 2014

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exhists:

im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice 

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23rd April 2014

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zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

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23rd April 2014

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I’m always smiling when I’m around you.

I’m always smiling when I’m around you.

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23rd April 2014

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23rd April 2014

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thegrayfox:

alright

thegrayfox:

alright

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23rd April 2014

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allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

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23rd April 2014

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23rd April 2014

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jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

captcha knows whats up 

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

captcha knows whats up 

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23rd April 2014

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lookitsjadeharley:

double0strider:

Did a closet Jake English cosplay becuase i was bored and wanted to play around with my hair. >.< ((sorry bout the mixed locations, i was on the hunt for good lighting))

Congrats to you wowie

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23rd April 2014

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capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

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